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97% of all cars washed are by men. USA Today.
Aug
Breaking News: Scientists Finally Develop a Car Wash Mitt Simple Enough for Everyone (Even a woman) to use!
PROMOMOTIVE NEWS DESK | Completely Fictional | Definitely Not Peer Reviewed
In what experts are calling “the biggest breakthrough in automotive cleanliness since the invention of the garden hose,” researchers claim that 97% of all men have traditionally been the ones washing the family car. While no one can locate the original study—and several professors insist it never existed—the number has been repeated often enough around backyard barbecues that many people simply accept it as fact. The remaining 3% reportedly spend their Saturdays explaining why the car “looks cleaner when it’s dusty.” Fortunately, all of that may be about to change thanks to a revolutionary new invention: the female-friendly chenille car wash mitt.
According to our entirely fictional panel of automotive lifestyle specialists, the new mitt is so easy to use that almost anyone can master it in seconds. Simply slip it over your hand, add a little soap and water, and move it across the vehicle. That’s it. No advanced engineering degree. No instruction manual. No three-hour lecture from the neighbor who waxes his pickup every weekend. Early “testing” even suggests that the Barbie in your life could wash a classic convertible while still looking ready for a fashion shoot. Again, this is satire—but the mitt itself really does make washing a vehicle quick, comfortable, and surprisingly fun.
If you’d like to put your own logo on a practical promotional product that customers will actually use, take a look at the custom car wash mitts from PromoMotive. They’re soft, durable, highly visible, and offer a generous imprint area for your company branding. Whether you’re promoting an automotive business, dealership, car wash, detailing company, insurance agency, or simply looking for a memorable giveaway, a custom car wash mitt is a useful item that keeps your logo in customers’ hands. And if the Barbie in your life decides to borrow it, well… according to our completely imaginary research, that’s progress.
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